I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight

I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight - I asked him if he wanted some bacon for breakfast he said he only bacons at midnight  Redditors Wife

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i told him i was leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper

i told him i was
leaving him he mumbled something about extra toilet paper

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me "Paranoid Parrot"

I told him someone followed me home yesterday He called me

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins

He refuses to work Says he's mining bitcoins

I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was "Having child [ first ]"

I told him to make the birth announcements all they said was

insanity wolf mauled & raped me, and then ate our unborn fetus he said: "i'm glad insanity wolf got his balls back"

insanity wolf mauled & raped me, and then ate our unborn fetus he said:

I told him my Sister-in-LAw was leaving town He asked if he could feed her dogs

I told him my Sister-in-LAw was leaving town He asked if he could feed her dogs

I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama

I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama

I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%

I asked him to have sex He told me to wait a week and mumbled something about 45.7%

Boyfriend comes to visit me across the world spends all day showing reddit

Boyfriend comes to visit me across the world spends all day showing reddit

I asked him to edit our wedding video he rick rolled my extended family

I asked him to edit our wedding video he rick rolled my extended family
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