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i made a facebook status about my cancer diagnosis he commented: "karma whore"
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I asked him if he wanted to go to dinner tonight he said he was waiting for some guy to poop first
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i told him i wanted his new phone he got me a fisher price phone and helicopter dicked out the door
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I asked how the koi pond was going he giggled and said it was 6 feet deep
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i put our second child's sonogram on the fridge all he said was "REpost"
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He strapped a camera to our 2-year old daughter's head Just for karma
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I asked him to look over the novel ive been writing for 3 years all he said was tl;dr
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i'm leaving him for another redditor he's calling it a "karma opportunity"
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Offers to do Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker roleplay to spice up sex life he said: don't you know they were brother and sister, and made me watch all six movies in sequence.
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He started tickling me saying he was the tickle monster I had to give him a blowjob to make him stop
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