"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe TL;DNR I'm a cunt

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Posts pretentious quotes all the time Hasn't read a book in 10 years

Posts pretentious quotes all the time Hasn't read a book in 10 years

"You only live once!" Sits at home watching jersey shore

"omg i hate facebook" posts on facebook for people on facebook to read

can't eat out on her birthday too busy celebrating on facebook

can't eat out on her birthday too busy celebrating on facebook

Gets in argument Uses smiley faces and "lol" to look less like a bitch

Gets in argument Uses smiley faces and

" omg i hate people!" has 1,000 friends on facebook

"I'm not like most girls" Is exactly like most girls

quotes song about living in Los Angeles lives in indiana

quotes song about living in Los Angeles lives in indiana

"OMG I MISS THE 90S!!!!!!!!" WAS BORN IN 1999

dad bought me the black iphone instead of the white one fml!!!!

dad bought me the black iphone instead of the white one fml!!!!
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