"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe TL;DNR I'm a cunt

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In-Dash GPS in Luxury SUV won't find a Starbucks "OMG MY CARS SO GETTO"

In-Dash GPS in Luxury SUV won't find a Starbucks

Works at: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

Works at: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

Studies at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Studies at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry

OMG I HATE FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS OMG I HATE MY JOB

OMG I HATE FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS OMG I HATE MY JOB

apparently HAS PROBLEMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS with her keyboardddddddddddddd

apparently HAS PROBLEMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS with her keyboardddddddddddddd

Repeatedly Posts How Lame and Antisocial Facebook Is On Facebook

Repeatedly Posts How Lame and Antisocial Facebook Is On Facebook

LOVES HARRY POTTER Hates reading

LOVES HARRY POTTER Hates reading

"omg, the 90's were the best <333" born in 1998

Hates dealing with stupid bitches Is a stupid bitch

Hates dealing with stupid bitches Is a stupid bitch

Finally gameday!!! doesn't even watch sports

Finally gameday!!! doesn't even watch sports
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