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gonna hit it from the back bunker to the fairway with my sand iron. After that I'll switch to my 9 iron and sink a birdie.
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Every Morning, I'd watch my dad drink a tall glass of orange juice as part of a healthy breakfast
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I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family
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Time to make a joint bank account with my wife
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ITS 4:20 TIME TO START SMOKING THE SALMON FOR TONIGHTS DINNER
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My ancestors worked in the fields of science and technology
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if i see that bitch on my street again i'm going to take her to the vet to see if she has a tracking chip, she looks too well fed to be a stray and her owner is probably worried
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