11,904 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
20,955 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,609 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,559 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,198 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,296 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,005 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,725 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
57,949 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,700 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
298,942 shares
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