you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour  - you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

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Eat you out? Do you want chinese, italian, or mexican?

Eat you out? Do you want chinese, italian, or mexican?

creampie? SWEEt! I love little debbie!

creampie?  SWEEt!
I love little debbie!

handjob? how much does it pay?

handjob? how much does it pay?

You want a back rub? Here's the number of a great masseuse

You want a back rub? Here's the number of a great masseuse

Missionary? I'm not religious

Missionary? I'm not religious

Eat you out? Sure, McDonald's or Subway?

Eat you out? Sure, McDonald's or Subway?

come up for coffee? it's like 11 oclock

come up for coffee? it's like 11 oclock

a pearl necklace? not on my salary

a pearl necklace? not on my salary

booty call? when did you butt dial me?

booty call? when did you butt dial me?

you're feeling dirty? maybe you should take a shower

you're feeling dirty? maybe you should take a shower
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