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says he'll bring back the troops "j/k"
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Lets banks destroy economy. Prints more money and gives it to the banks.
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State is bankrupt wastes millions on huge legal battle attempting to ban video games
19,739 shares
Says he doesn't have the money to pay for Social Security. Funds project studying pickle technology.
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japan tries to surrender in wwII ignore, nuke them twice anyways
13,058 shares
does something nice for a country thinks she's obligated to have sex with him
13,226 shares
can't afford healthcare or education. borrows trillions for military
103,379 shares
started by immigrants. closes borders
13,520 shares
takes from the poor gives to the rich
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drug war declared a global failure keeps playing
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