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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
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Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
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cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
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Open windows room dusted
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Become a sperm donor FAP for money
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wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
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burp up small piece of food snacktime
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SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
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dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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