I'm in Hawaii but everybody assumes I think in New York.

I'm in Hawaii but everybody assumes I think in New York. -   Sad Keanu

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egg salad? weird. when I eat this I usually have to... Shit

egg salad?  weird. when I eat this I usually have to...
 Shit

I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...

I love chocolate chip cookies oatmeal raisin...

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

i love hot pockets ice cold in the middle

I have no one... to offer my seat too

I have no one... to offer my seat too

This would be so much better... If I had my favorite shirt.

This would be so much better... If I had my favorite shirt.

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted

fuck yeah, pop-tarts unfrosted

all this time i could have been breathing in space escape little bird escape

all this time i could have been breathing in space escape little bird escape

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped on it.

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped
on it.

Chocolate Chip? Raisins

Chocolate Chip? Raisins
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