glass free martini

glass free martini - EAT 2 OLIVES, TAKE A SWIG OF VODKA, EAT 2 OLIVES IT'S A MARTINI IN YOUR MOUTH WITHOUT HAVING TO DO DISHES Foul Bachelorette Frog

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no clean panties left puts on bikini bottoms

no clean panties left puts on bikini bottoms

Spring is here? I guess I'll shave my legs now

Spring is here? I guess I'll shave my legs now

"oh hey, see you in class tomorrow" now i have to wear different clothes tomorrow

takes a shower puts dirty sweats back on afterwards.

takes a shower puts dirty sweats back on afterwards.

Wears hoodie all day, no one sees the shirt you're wearing. Wear it again tomorrow!

Wears hoodie all day, no one sees the shirt you're wearing. Wear it again tomorrow!

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on

bought electric massager never had any pain in her back

bought electric massager never had any pain in her back

Poop so hard Tampon falls out

Poop so hard Tampon falls out

Wake up wearing yesterdays makeup Apply new makeup on top of it

Wake up wearing yesterdays makeup  Apply new makeup on top of it

Pants fail sniff test spray with perfume and wear them anyway

Pants fail sniff test spray with perfume and wear them anyway
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