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Good guy texter - FROM HERE ON OUT I VOW... TO BE A BETTER TEXTER! Captain Hindsight

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if you're going to bitch about the price of gas you shouldnt have bought an suv

if you're going to bitch about the price of gas you shouldnt have bought an suv

IF your going to cry about an alcohol hangover you should have smoked weed

IF your going to cry about an alcohol hangover you should have smoked weed

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore

if you didn't want to have to guess who your baby daddy is You shouldn't have been such a goddamn whore

If you didn't want to have tons of debt with no skills You shouldn't have gotten a degree in a field with no jobs

If you didn't want to have tons of debt with no skills You shouldn't have gotten a degree in a field with no jobs

if you didnt want a political shit storm on facebook Then you shouldn't have made a political remark on facebook

if you didnt want a political shit storm on facebook Then you shouldn't have made a political remark on facebook

if you wanted the perfect man you should've looked in the friendzone!

if you wanted the perfect man you should've looked in the friendzone!

If you didn't want your child to be a spoiled little shit Then you shouldn't have gotten him an iPad

If you didn't want your child to be a spoiled little shit Then you shouldn't have gotten him an iPad

Being nice to a girl doesn't obligate her to be romantically interested in you

Being nice to a girl  doesn't obligate her to be romantically interested in you

If you wanted respect in a relationship you shouldn't have dated an asshole

If you wanted respect in a relationship you shouldn't have dated an asshole

If you didn't want people on Facebook to post memes Maybe you shouldn't have posted so many memes on Facebook

If you didn't want people on Facebook to post memes Maybe you shouldn't have posted so many memes on Facebook
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