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Drunk panda - IM SORRY  Pickup-Line Panda

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Are you a Mary Kay rep? Because you're giving me lipstick.

Are you a 
Mary Kay rep? Because you're
giving me lipstick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F-U-C-K-M-E together

If I could rearrange
the alphabet, I would put
F-U-C-K-M-E together

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would "P" on "U"

If I could rearrange
the alphabet... I would

IF WOMEN WERE BUGGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

IF WOMEN WERE BUGGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

Would you like some rasins ? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some rasins ? No?  
How about a date ?

Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount

Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount

What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour?

What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour?
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