Oh is it sore?

Oh is it sore? - PODIATRIST OR BUTT-DIET TRYST? Pickup Line Scientist

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HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

Your mouth says, "Shields up!" but your eyes say, "A hull breach is imminent"

Your mouth says,

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me:  smooth or rough?

I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was adenine  then I could get paired with U.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared  so that together we could be one!

Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge

Let's take each other to the limit  and see if we converge

your bosons they give me a hadron

your bosons they give me a hadron
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