Is She Dumb or is He a genius?? lol

Is She Dumb or is He a genius?? lol -  A BOSS SAID TO HIS SECRETARY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU I WILL MAKE IT VERY FAST. I’LL THROW SH 1000 ON THE FLOOR, BY THE TIME YOU BEND DOWN TO PICK IT I’LL BE DONE.  SHE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THEN CALLED HER BOYFRIEND AND TOLD HIM THE STORY. HER BOYFRIEN Scumbag Brain

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Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.

Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep

Oh, you took a one hour nap earlier? Guess you're not sleeping tonight.

Oh, you took a one hour nap earlier? Guess you're not sleeping tonight.

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

about to watch a movie with a hot girl? ah, have fun holding this massive fart all night

about to watch a movie with a hot girl? ah, have fun holding this massive fart all night

You've been doing well in school lately? Removes all motivation

You've been doing well in school lately? Removes all motivation

Procrastinates for hours on homework It takes 15 minutes to finish

Procrastinates for hours on homework It takes 15 minutes to finish

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check

"hey you know those 1,000s of words in your vocabulary?" "here's 5 of them."

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