Dating an English Major

Dating an English Major - HE TOLD ME HE WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST PAGE OF HIS ESSAY THAT WAS FIVE PAGES, THREE EDITS, AND 47 COMMA CORRECTIONS AGO.  Redditors Wife

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I told him it was my birthday he called me a karma whore

I told him it was my birthday he called me a karma whore

I told him to scream my name during sex He screamed derpina

I told him to scream my name during sex He screamed derpina

i told him we can't afford groceries since he doesn't work anymore. he said: better drink our own piss

i told him we can't afford groceries since he doesn't work anymore. he said: 
better drink our own piss

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled, "Repost!"

I served leftovers for dinner he yelled,

I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded: "TL;DR;"

I wrote him a heart-felt letter. I said I felt like he never listened to me anymore, and that I felt neglected by him. But that I love him and I wanted our marriage to work. He responded:

I sent him divorce papers He sends back tl;dr

I sent him divorce papers He sends back tl;dr

I caught him in the act of cheating All he said was, "You jelly? Yeah. you jelly."

I caught him in the act of cheating All he said was,

He has more pictures of the cat Than he does of our family

He has more pictures of the cat Than he does of our family

He Said, "One More Block ..." ... two large chests ago.

He Said,

He blurred my face for my r/gonewild pictures because he thinks I'm ugly

He blurred my face for my r/gonewild pictures because he thinks I'm ugly
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