I don't always cook

I don't always cook - I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CRISPY TACOS FOR MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I dont always use emoticons But when i do, I'm talking to a girl

I dont always use emoticons But when i do, I'm talking to a girl

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk

I don't always watch poseidon but when I do I hold my breath when someone goes underwater to see if I would have made it off the ship too

I don't always watch poseidon but when I do I hold my breath when someone goes underwater to see if I would have made it off the ship too

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always come to a complete stop at a Stop sign But when I do it's because the person behind me is driving like a douchebag

I don't always come to a complete stop at a Stop sign But when I do it's because the person behind me is driving like a douchebag

i don't always check up on celebrity gossip but when I do i'm standing in line at the grocery store

i don't always check up on celebrity gossip but when I do i'm standing in line at the grocery store
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