Hello mate

Hello mate - IM SMART  Paranoid Parrot

9263 shares

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear

Need to copy/paste ctrl+C ctrl+c ctrl+c

Need to copy/paste ctrl+C ctrl+c ctrl+c

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Period is one day late pregnant

Period is one day late pregnant

"Can i borrow your computer?" oh god no

Look both ways one way street

Look both ways one way street

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?