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spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping
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mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals
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take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped
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erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong
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Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms
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