Don't be a shithead

Don't be a shithead - SHITHEAD DEAR CHILDREN:   SHOULD I DIE FROM HEAT STROKE IN HOT YOGA CLASS I AM BEING FORCED TO TAKE TOMORROW BY MY ALLEGED “FRIENDS” HERE IS A LIST OF TEN OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.  LOVE MOM  1) DON’T BE A SH** HEAD.  DON’T BE A SH The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always crave chick-fil-a but when I do, it's on a sunday

I don't always crave chick-fil-a but when I do, it's on a sunday

I don't always sing popular songs out loud but when I do, I mumble during the verses

I don't always sing popular songs out loud but when I do, I mumble during the verses

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits

I don't always get Friend zoned but when I do, I get benefits

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth

I don't always microwave my pizza pockets but when I do, I burn the holy fuck out of my mouth

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon
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