Don't be a shithead

Don't be a shithead - DON'T BE A SHITHEAD DEAR CHILDREN:   SHOULD I DIE FROM HEAT STROKE IN HOT YOGA CLASS I AM BEING FORCED TO TAKE TOMORROW BY MY ALLEGED “FRIENDS” HERE IS A LIST OF TEN OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.  LOVE MOM  1) DON’T BE A SH** HEAD.  DON’T BE A SH The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always use the leg press at the gym but when I do, i fart loud with every rep

I don't always use the leg press at the gym  but when I do, i fart loud with every rep

I dont always use the shuffle feature on my ipod but when I do, i hate every single song

I dont always use the shuffle feature on my ipod but when I do, i hate every single song

I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs

I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs

I don't always weigh myself on a scale but when I do, it's after I take a good poop.

I don't always weigh myself on a scale but when I do, it's after I take a good poop.

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't

I don't always stay late at work but when I do, I make sure my boss notices

I don't always stay late at work but when I do, I make sure my boss notices

I don't always wrap presents but when I do, it's a fucking disgrace.

I don't always wrap presents but when I do, it's a fucking disgrace.

I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds

I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button

I don't always come up with ideas that i think are funny but when I do, Reddit makes me feel like a worthless piece of shit

I don't always come up with ideas that i think are funny but when I do, Reddit makes me feel like a worthless piece of shit
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