Paranoid Lottery

Paranoid Lottery - THE TIME STAMP ON LOTTERY TICKET IS 6:66 INSTEAD OF WINNING THE LOTTERY I'M GOING TO LOSE THE $4.13 CENTS I ALREADY HAVE IN THE BANK Socially Awesome Penguin

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leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave

leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave

30 students stand outside classroom 5 minutes after class should have began OPENS DOOR

30 students stand outside classroom 5 minutes after class should have began OPENS DOOR

Mormon rings doorbell Get Laid

Mormon rings doorbell Get Laid

Submits self post Earns tons of karma

Submits self post Earns tons of karma

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

accidentally calls girlfriend buttpie she finally agrees to anal sex

accidentally calls girlfriend buttpie she finally agrees to anal sex

MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH SPELLING ERORRS

MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH SPELLING ERORRS

Forgets ending to joke Comes up with a better one

Forgets ending to joke Comes up with a better one
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