A Warm Telephone

A Warm Telephone - SHE WAS KNOWN TO CONTACT ME VIA MY CELLULAR TELEPHONE AT UNPUNCTUAL HOURS OF THE EVENING, WHEN SHE DESIRED MY AFFECTION Joseph Ducreux

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We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me. Use them perchance?

We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me.  Use them perchance?

Cease all acts that thou art engaged in The time of the hammer is upon us

Cease all acts that thou art engaged in The time of the hammer is upon us

My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession The general consensus of individuals of male gender concurs that the product in question is of vastly superior quality to your offer

My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession  The general consensus of individuals of male gender concurs that the product in question is of vastly superior quality to your offer

We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me. Use them perchance?

We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational but here are the numerals by which to contact me.  Use them perchance?

I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it I have large levels of sexual appeal and I am aware of it

I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it I have large levels of sexual appeal and I am aware of it

Fornicate The authorities

Fornicate The authorities

willst the genuine slim shady do me the honor of rising to a wholly erect position

willst the genuine slim shady do me the honor of rising to a wholly erect position

At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status

At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status

I carry 99 complications however a female canine is not one

I carry 99 complications however a female canine is not one

instruct me That I may dance in the manner of douglas

instruct me That I may dance in the manner of douglas
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