Drunks pick up line

Drunks pick up line - DO YOU LIKE BLOW JOBS OR SEX ON THE BEACH? I'M  TALKING COCKTAILS OF CORSE 10 Guy

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My friend asked me this when he wanted some croutons.

CAN YOU PASS ME THE  SALAD COOKIES

He wanted me to get syrup

PICK UP SOME  WAFFLE SAUCE

Fruit is like... solid juice

Fruit is like... solid juice

If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage

If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage

i smell like weed they should make skin febreze

i smell like weed they should make skin febreze

every book you've ever read is a combination of 26 different letters

every book you've ever read is a combination of 26 different letters

Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats

Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats

dreams are people's screensavers

dreams are people's screensavers

Did you notice "?" is half a lightbulb Because when you get the answer you have a full lightbulb

Did you notice

What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them

What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them
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