outta the mouths of wives

outta the mouths of wives  - WIFE: ITS COLD IN HERE TURN UP THE HEAT. HUSBAND: IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A COLD HEARTED BITCH I BEY YA IT WOULD BE WARMER. overly manly man

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DRILL SERGEANT? OH, YOU MEAN A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

DRILL SERGEANT? OH, YOU MEAN A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

politicians? oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.

politicians?   oh, you mean the pansies who fight with words.

frost bite? you mean an ice tan

frost bite? you mean an ice tan

throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes

throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

there's no such thing as strong drink just weak people

there's no such thing as strong drink just weak people

my buddies and I went to a few beaches Guadacanal, peleliu, and iwo jima

my buddies and I went to a few beaches Guadacanal, peleliu, and iwo jima

Barbed wire? you mean dental floss

Barbed wire? you mean dental floss

Bruises are like stickers for big boys

Bruises are like stickers for big boys

Broken Bone? You mean double jointed. bjf

Broken Bone? You mean double jointed.  bjf
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