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i put your relationship status as single Now defriend everyone that liked
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after we die, we're both going to get cremated then they'll mix our ashes together so we'll be together forever & ever
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you lost your house key? here, you can have this copy. I have lots at home.
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i traded your iphone 4s for the iphone4 I don't want you talking to siri.
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I watched you sleep all night You need to clean your window
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