Yes sir. I think the percentage should be placed automatically in the check by servers based on a scale of sweet peas to assholes. Sweet peas pay 18% because they are lovely to have as quests and assholes should pay 30% just to have to deal with them.

Yes sir.  I think the percentage should be placed automatically in the check by servers based on a scale of sweet peas to assholes.  Sweet peas pay 18% because they are lovely to have as quests and assholes should pay 30% just to have to deal with them.   -   Hipster Barista

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Wins Best Tacky Sweater Had no idea it was tacky sweater day and gets offended

Wins Best Tacky Sweater Had no idea it was tacky sweater day and gets offended

Vegan."oh i dont smoke weed, i'm a health freak" gets drunk every weekend

Vegan.

Is no longer a mainstream meme Success!

Is no longer a mainstream meme Success!

Sees favorite band on front page downvotes

Sees favorite band on front page downvotes

Works in customer service position "What do you want?"

Works in customer service position

Complains about being in the 99% refuses the occupy movement because it's too mainstream

Complains about being in the 99% refuses the occupy movement because it's too mainstream

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Parents work shit wages entire life to immigrate to pleasant suburbs in the US Hates the suburbs, hates parents, moves to Brooklyn to live poor

Parents work shit wages entire life to immigrate to pleasant suburbs in the US Hates the suburbs, hates parents, moves to Brooklyn to live poor

why did the hipster wear a scarf during the summer? he was cold before it was cool

why did the hipster wear a scarf during the summer? he was cold before it was cool
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