Yes sir. I think the percentage should be placed automatically in the check by servers based on a scale of sweet peas to assholes. Sweet peas pay 18% because they are lovely to have as quests and assholes should pay 30% just to have to deal with them.

Yes sir.  I think the percentage should be placed automatically in the check by servers based on a scale of sweet peas to assholes.  Sweet peas pay 18% because they are lovely to have as quests and assholes should pay 30% just to have to deal with them.   -   Hipster Barista

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I was a redditor before colbert said it was cool

I was a redditor before colbert said it was cool

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool

i don't use the metric system it's too cliche

i don't use the metric system it's too cliche

I hate the word hipster Its so mainstream

I hate the word hipster Its so mainstream

Holds a meeting to support local business at starbucks

Holds a meeting to support local business at starbucks

Led Zeppelin and mettalica are too mainstream for my taste Favorite bands: The beatles and queen

Led Zeppelin and mettalica are too mainstream for my taste Favorite bands:
The beatles and queen

didn't get drunk on new years eve too cliche

didn't get drunk on new years eve too cliche

New macbook for christmas $2,000 social statement

New macbook for christmas $2,000 social statement

Judges people for overspending buys groceries at Whole foods

Judges people for overspending buys groceries at Whole foods

Burns mouth on pizza eats before its cool

Burns mouth on pizza eats before its cool
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