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Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.
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Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby
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Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! What kind of story do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Bring me a bible.
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Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!
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DAD! Those brownies made me sick! You're freaking out man. what? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT MAN.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like It's better than yours Damn right
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Dad, I think I'm a homosexual! Homo says what? What? What?
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Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself
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Dad I can't sleep! There's a spider in my room! I had a spider in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE.
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Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.
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