9517 shares
Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"
339,851 shares
Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version
97,361 shares
Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"
53,195 shares
Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before
204,549 shares
invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word
131,095 shares
Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"
247,228 shares
Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
571,600 shares
Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"
72,957 shares
Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues
358,682 shares
sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
535,872 shares
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