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How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women
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"Would you like to dance?" "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"
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baby, You remind me of my big toe i'd bang you on the coffee table
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Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.
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I must be an Umlaut cause i can see myself on top of u.
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I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME
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If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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That dress is very becoming on you Then again if i were on you i'd be coming too
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Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal?
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