9478 shares
clothes are just human shaped blankets
113,992 shares
dude hostess should have a bake sale to save the company
641,647 shares
omelettes are like egg quesadillas
154,430 shares
Dude, Lakes are just islands for fish
84,751 shares
If you turn a taco sideways It turns into a sandwich
157,376 shares
A bra is a booby trap
265,891 shares
Ice just Floats around in its own blood
394,951 shares
dude, china is like the chinatown of the world.
315,452 shares
beef jerky is like a meat raisin
209,599 shares
farts in the car raises radio volume to cover smell
264,626 shares
Laugh more daily
