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I need help with my pick up line I am to fat to pick myself up!!!!

I need help with my pick up line I am to fat to pick myself up!!!! - I AM TO FAT TO PICK MYSELF UP!!!!!!! SO NOW I NEED HELP WITH MY PICKUP LINE BECAUSE I CAN'T PICK MYSELF UP!!!!!! Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a Mary Kay rep? Because you're giving me lipstick.

Are you a Mary Kay rep? Because you're giving me lipstick.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F-U-C-K-M-E together

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F-U-C-K-M-E together
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I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken
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I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.
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Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u
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If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would "P" on "U"

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would
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IF WOMEN WERE BUGGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

IF WOMEN WERE BUGGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.
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Would you like some rasins ? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some rasins ? No? How about a date ?
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Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount

Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount
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What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour?

What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour?
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