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end all sentences with lol to make sure people know you aren't angry
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Tries to tip cute girl Knocks over tip jar creating chaos and despair
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Use friend's bathroom, there's already pee on toilet seat wipe it up so people don't think it was you
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Asks someone a question. Can't understand response Oh Okay thanks
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sending a text while drunk spends 20 minutes spelling every word correctly
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cute girl in class turns around to wave at friend think shes waving at you so you wave back
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Remembers name of his neighbor's dog but not the name of his neighbor
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got pinched by a girl for not wearing green got a boner
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Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert
105,139 shares
Tell girl she is cute Feel like you accomplished something the entire day
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