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NEEDS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE HATES MEETING NEW PEOPLE
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Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..
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realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago
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talking to female customer service rep on the phone says 'i love you' at the end of call due to force of habbit from talking with mom all the time
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Friends Make plans in front of you and dont invite you pretend like you didnt hear them
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female cashier catches coin that I dropped on first bounce "Nice Snatch"
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Get teeth cleaned by cute dentist Burp in her face
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See a girl you like on facebook chat log off she might think you spend all day on facebook
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Can hear self chewing Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too
508,776 shares
Gets off elevator at the wrong floor keeps walking as if the right floor
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