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gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case
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Send incriminating Text Check that I sent it to the right person
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Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme
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hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real
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Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN
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notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me
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Type one extra letter in the end of password erase whole thing and re-type
31,021 shares
Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars
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Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer
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Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now
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