Men who say that they are waiting for the India Pakistan match rather than the valentines day are actually hiding their frustration bcoz of the girls who rejected them

Men who say that they are waiting for the India Pakistan match rather than the valentines day are actually hiding their frustration bcoz of the girls who rejected them -   The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head but when I do, I piss myself off

I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head but when I do, I  piss myself off

I don't always wake up early but when I do, I still don't get any work done

I don't always wake up early but when I do, I still don't get any work done

I don't always hold the door open for a girl but when I do, I get a good look on her ass

I don't always hold the door open for a girl but when I do, I get a good look on her ass

I don't always get asked by the waitress how everything is going, but when I do, I have a shit-load of food in my mouth

I don't always get asked by the waitress how everything is going, but when I do, I have a shit-load of food in my mouth

I don't always get hit on But when I do, I'm too drunk to notice

I don't always get hit on But when I do, I'm too drunk to notice

I don't always decide to chug the remainder of the milk jug but when I do, I greatly underestimate how much is actually left

I don't always decide to chug the remainder of the milk jug but when I do, I greatly underestimate how much is actually left

I don't always go to mcdonalds but when I do, monopoly is back

I don't always go to mcdonalds but when I do, monopoly is back

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet

I don't always post humerous anecdotes on facebook But when I do, my family's comments ruin it

I don't always post humerous anecdotes on facebook But when I do, my family's comments ruin it

I don't always text my girlfriend goodnight But when I do, her text back always wakes me up as soon as i fall asleep

I don't always text my girlfriend goodnight But when I do, her text back always wakes me up as soon as i fall asleep
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