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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that my dad forgot, so I took it everytime and never told anyone
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As a kid I thought "euthanize" was spelled "youth-anize" I then suggested to my parents that we "youth-anize" grandma since she's getting old.
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WHEN I WAS A KID. I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
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When I was a kid... Before I knew about sex, I became concerned about spontaneous pregnancy, and how I would care for a kid when I was 8 and jobless
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the laugh tracks on sitcoms were actually people in their living room laughing at the show. i would sit close to the TV and laugh as loud as i could hoping to hear myself on TV
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My dad would swear then say "excuse my french" one day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and i raised my hand
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND A USED CONDOM AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SNAKE SKIN I STRETCHED IT OVER MY ARM AND CALLED MY SELF SNAKE MAN
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I loved the smell of my vagina. So I stuck my finger in my vagina and made my grandma smell my finger.
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I ate leaves as a kid because the tree stars from the land before time looked delicious
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