Coke at 7-Eleven

Coke at 7-Eleven - I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY COCAINE BUT WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND ME UNDER THE COUNTER OF 7-ELEVEN LOOKING FOR THE TWO DOLLARS IN PENNIES I THREW AT THE CLERK SO I CAN PURCHASE A SLUSHIE AT TWO IN THE MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always copy/paste w/ mouse But when I do, my left hand is on my crotch

I don't always copy/paste w/ mouse But when I do, my left hand is on my crotch

I don't always post things to Reddit But when I do, I remember why I don't.

I don't always post things to Reddit
 But when I do, I remember why I don't.

I don't always floss, But when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes

I don't always floss,
 But when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes

I don't always tell women the truth But when I do, I should have lied

I don't always tell women the truth But when I do, I should have lied

I don't always correct people's spelling But when I do, I use Google

I don't always correct people's spelling But when I do, I use Google

I don't always watch ESL games But when I do, It turns out i only have time to watch the hour long champ select

I don't always watch ESL games But when I do, It turns out i only have time to watch the hour long champ select

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's never my fault.

I don't always lose games But when I do, it's never my fault.

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I stare at girl's breasts

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I stare at girl's breasts

I don't always play support But when I do, my carries are horrible and can't kill anyone

I don't always play support But when I do, my carries are horrible and can't kill anyone

I don't always take adderall before work But when I do, I focus on reddit harder

I don't always take  adderall before work But when I do, I focus on reddit harder
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