Coke at 7-Eleven

Coke at 7-Eleven - I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY COCAINE BUT WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND ME UNDER THE COUNTER OF 7-ELEVEN LOOKING FOR THE TWO DOLLARS IN PENNIES I THREW AT THE CLERK SO I CAN PURCHASE A SLUSHIE AT TWO IN THE MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always look up things on my smartphone But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

I don't always look up things on my smartphone  But when I do, it's to prove people wrong

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever

i don't always try to synchronize my microwave clock with my oven clock but when I do, it's the longest minute ever

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status but when I do, I refrain

I don't always have the urge to put song lyrics as my FB status  but when I do, I refrain

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.

I don't always go outside barefoot but when I do, I step on every sharp object that exists.

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film

I don't always shit in a public restroom but when I do, it sounds like a Michael Bay film

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave

I don't always slow down to let you merge in front of me But when I do, you better fucking wave

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore

I don't always find music I like but when I do, I listen to it continuously until I don't like it anymore

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.

I don't always use Q-Tips but when I do, there better be a lot of wax to look at.
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