Coke at 7-Eleven

Coke at 7-Eleven - I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY COCAINE BUT WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND ME UNDER THE COUNTER OF 7-ELEVEN LOOKING FOR THE TWO DOLLARS IN PENNIES I THREW AT THE CLERK SO I CAN PURCHASE A SLUSHIE AT TWO IN THE MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always use the leg press at the gym but when I do, i fart loud with every rep

I don't always use the leg press at the gym  but when I do, i fart loud with every rep

I dont always use the shuffle feature on my ipod but when I do, i hate every single song

I dont always use the shuffle feature on my ipod but when I do, i hate every single song

I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs

I try not to get into religious debates with people But when I do, it's because I really like to talk about chimpanzees and dinosaurs

I don't always weigh myself on a scale but when I do, it's after I take a good poop.

I don't always weigh myself on a scale but when I do, it's after I take a good poop.

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't

I don't always stay late at work but when I do, I make sure my boss notices

I don't always stay late at work but when I do, I make sure my boss notices

I don't always wrap presents but when I do, it's a fucking disgrace.

I don't always wrap presents but when I do, it's a fucking disgrace.

I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds

I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button

I don't always come up with ideas that i think are funny but when I do, Reddit makes me feel like a worthless piece of shit

I don't always come up with ideas that i think are funny but when I do, Reddit makes me feel like a worthless piece of shit
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