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Those pesky gift card decorations!

Those pesky gift card decorations! - OLDER LADY SAYS HER DAUGHTER BOUGHT HER THIS $100 GIFT CARD TO USE IN OUR STORE. SHOWS ME CARD. ME: MA'AM, THIS IS A BIRTHDAY CARD. THE PLASTIC $100 LOGO CARD THAT WAS GLUED TO THE INSIDE WAS THE GIFT CARD. SHE SAYS OH.., I THREW THAT AWAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DECORATION. drunk baby
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Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up
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Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib
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I shit you not . . . Whoops, nevermind

I shit you not . . . Whoops, nevermind
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let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth

let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth
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The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear
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so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?
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I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.
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I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear
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SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.
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Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits
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