Those pesky gift card decorations!

Those pesky gift card decorations! -  OLDER LADY SAYS HER DAUGHTER BOUGHT HER THIS $100 GIFT CARD TO USE IN OUR STORE. SHOWS ME CARD. ME: MA'AM, THIS IS A BIRTHDAY CARD. THE PLASTIC $100 LOGO CARD THAT WAS GLUED TO THE INSIDE WAS THE GIFT CARD. SHE SAYS OH.., I THREW THAT AWAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DECORATION.  drunk baby

9245 shares

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself "When did i learn to walk?"

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING                              JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?