Nookie in a can

Nookie in a can - ...AND HE BOUGHT SOME NOOKIE-IN-A CAN NOW, HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME!!! First World Problems

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I had to listen to my friends uninteresting story so i could tell him mine

I had to listen to my friends uninteresting story  so i could tell him mine

I really need to change shirts. But i don't want to take my iPod headphones out.

I really need to change shirts. But i don't want to take my iPod headphones out.

My friend called shotgun before I did

My friend called shotgun before I did

i can never pay attention when i watch movies because i'm always on the internet

i can never pay attention when i watch movies because i'm always on the internet

Carefully Open Cereal Bag Tore a huge opening down the side

Carefully Open Cereal Bag Tore a huge opening down the side

House is too big Wi-fi doesn't reach every room

House is too big Wi-fi doesn't reach every room

I'm the only one of my friends Who doesn't have a smartphone

I'm the only one of my friends Who doesn't have a smartphone

Made a witty status on facebook Mother commented on it first

Made a witty status on facebook Mother commented on it first

Took the biggest shit of my life stupid automatic toilet flushed it before i could take a look

Took the biggest shit of my life stupid automatic toilet flushed it before i could take a look

I don't enjoy watching this tv show any more but i'm too invested to stop

I don't enjoy watching this tv show any more but i'm too invested to stop
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