9366 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
20,962 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,631 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,574 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,213 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,314 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,013 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,728 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
57,965 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,722 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
298,953 shares
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