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End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating

End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating

if you forget to get on reddit for a day just check out facebook 3 days later for all the posts you missed

if you forget to get on reddit for a day just check out facebook 3 days later for all the posts you missed

Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies

Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies

while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision

while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision

If you're making an embarassing purchase buy a birthday card at the same time and you can laugh it off as a gag gift

If you're making an embarassing purchase buy a birthday card at the same time and you can laugh it off as a gag gift

stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around we dont want to hear it. if you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to.

stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around we dont want to hear it. if you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to.

If you're the only one putting an effort to make a relationship work Leave her and find someone who will appreciate it

If you're the only one putting an effort to make a relationship work Leave her and find someone who will appreciate it

if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes

if you have sex while listening to music, choose a live album So you get applause every 3-4 minutes

Want to watch a movie with your parents? Check IMDB parents guide beforehand to avoid awkward sex scenes

Want to watch a movie with your parents? Check IMDB parents guide beforehand to avoid awkward sex scenes

no matter what mood they're in Nobody ever appreciates being told to "Smile!"

no matter what mood they're in Nobody ever appreciates being told to
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