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Who needs a drink? - I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A DRINK WAITING FOR ME WHEN I WALK IN THE DOOR... BUT WHEN DO ITS BECAUSE MATT PAULUS MADE IT FOR ME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always show my friends a video But when I do, I stare at them the whole time to gauge their reactions

I don't always show my friends a video But when I do, I stare at them the whole time to gauge their reactions

I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I prefer dos eggies

I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I prefer dos eggies

I don't always make my own lunch But when I do, I forget it at home

I don't always make my own lunch But when I do, I forget it at home

i don't always boast about sleeping with your mom last night, but when I do, it's usually after i lose to you on XBOX live.

i don't always boast about sleeping with your mom last night, but when I do, it's usually after i lose to you on XBOX live.

I don't always go to the dentist But when I do, i brush the shit out of my teeth the night before

I don't always go to the dentist But when I do, i brush the shit out of my teeth the night before

i don't always use internet explorer But when I do, it's because i just installed windows and need to download chrome

i don't always use internet explorer But when I do, it's because i just installed windows and need to download chrome

I don't always wash my hands in a public restroom But when I do, its when someone else is in there

I don't always wash my hands in a public restroom But when I do, its when someone else is in there

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win

I don't always watch women's tennis but when i do, i root for the hotter one to win

I don't always listen to rap in the car but when i do, i turn down the volume when i see a black person

I don't always listen to rap in the car but when i do, i turn down the volume when i see a black person

i don't always do the recycling but when i do, i look like a raging alcoholic

i don't always do the recycling but when i do, i look like a raging alcoholic
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