Paranoid

Paranoid  - 4:22 FEELS LIKE SOMBODY'S WATCHING ME Paranoid Parrot

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Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Hear people laughing They're talking about me!

Hear people laughing They're talking about me!

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

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home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer
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