Bought a two gym membership two weeks ago, and cute cashier asked me if i'm getting ready for a body building competition or something

Bought a two gym membership two weeks ago, and cute cashier asked me if i'm getting ready for a body building competition or something - CANT TELL IF PROGRESS IS BEING MADE OR CASHIER IS TRYING TO BE FUNNY Futurama Fry

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Have to remind myself this all the time

NOT SURE IF I MISS MY EX  OR IF I AM ONLY REMEMBERING THE GOOD MEMORIES, AND IGNORING THE BAD ONES.

Every time I drive at night

NOT SURE IF THE CAR BEHIND ME IS FLASHING IT'S BRIGHTS OR JUST BOUNCING UP AND DOWN WITH THE ROAD

Not sure if wishing me a happy birthday because they like me or just want my cake

Not sure if wishing me a happy birthday because they like me or just want my cake

not sure if talking to my cat keeps me sane or is the first sign of mental illness

not sure if talking to my cat keeps me sane or is the first sign of mental illness

Not sure if i like coffee or just coffee flavored sugar milk

Not sure if i like coffee or just coffee flavored sugar milk

not sure if slow cadillac in front of me is old person or stoned gangster

not sure if slow cadillac in front of me is old person or stoned gangster

Not sure if neighbor's baby crying Or If stray cats having sex

Not sure if neighbor's baby crying Or If stray cats having sex

Not sure if unphotogenic Or just fucking ugly

Not sure if unphotogenic Or just fucking ugly

Not sure if able to see the beauty in all women Or desperate

Not sure if able to see the beauty in all women Or desperate

Not sure if liking a sad facbook status shows support or if it means I like their sadness

Not sure if liking a sad facbook status shows support or if it means I like their sadness
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