1st world whores

1st world whores - I WISH I COULD BE VAIN, DRESS NICE, HAVE AN ATTITUDE, TAKE SELFIES, AND DO ALL THIS OTHER STUPID SHIT PETTY GIRLS DO TODAY. BUT THE OPPOSITE SEX KEEPS CHECKING ME OUT AND TRYING TO DATE ME LIKE HOW MANY MALE ANIMALS DO SO IN NATURE. First World Problems

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i filled up so much on my appetizer now i can't finish my entree

i filled up so much on my appetizer now i can't finish my entree

There's not enough room in my fridge For the leftovers i brought home

There's not enough room in my fridge For the leftovers i brought home

i forgot my headphones at home Now I have to work in silence or talk to people

i forgot my headphones at home Now I have to work in silence or talk to people

I didn't get to eat my favorite lunch from home because my boss ordered pizza for everyone

I didn't get to eat my favorite lunch from home because my boss ordered pizza for everyone

There's hundreds of movies on netflix but none that I feel like watching

There's hundreds of movies on netflix but none that I feel like watching

I need caffeine to get up but i have to get up to get caffeine

I need caffeine to get up but i have to get up to get caffeine

My first class seat was so comfortable I fell asleep and missed the inflight movie

My first class seat was so comfortable I fell asleep and missed the inflight movie

Ordered a new tablet the accessories arrived two days before the tablet

Ordered a new tablet the accessories arrived two days before the tablet

I had something witty to say But the topic was changed before i could say it

I had something witty to say But the topic was changed before i could say it

the voice mail symbol won't go away but i'm too lazy to check my voicemail

the voice mail symbol won't go away but i'm too lazy to check my voicemail
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